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♪♪ [ Rock ]
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♪♪
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[ Woman Giggling ]
Mmm, baby.
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[ Man ]
Oh !
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[ Giggling ]
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[ Man ] Oh, baby.
Don't leave. Oh, shit !
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[ Woman ]
I gotta go. No, I gotta go.
I'm gonna be late.
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♪ Living in America
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♪♪
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[ Man ]
Baby, look what you're--
I will make it up.
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[ Man ] Look what
you've done, baby.
♪ Living in America
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[ Woman ]
I'm gonna be late for work.
I gotta go. Love ya.
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[ Chattering Continues ]
♪ Station to station
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♪ Living in America
[ Man ]
Look at it, baby.
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[ Woman ]
Rusty, I don't want to look
at it. I'm gonna be late.
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No !
I'm gonna be late.
♪ Living in America
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[ Rusty ]
You're looking at it.
What am I gonna do now ?
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[ Woman ]
Why don't you take care of it ?
I will be back.
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♪ Living in America
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♪ Eye to eye
Station to station ♪
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♪ Living in America
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♪ Got to have
a celebration ♪
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[ Engine Revving ]
♪ Got caught up in some
talk show sh-- ♪
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♪ Now I wonder who be fightin'
the girl with the trick
She did my main man ♪
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♪ Worked my home band
I had to take a stand
and beat the trick bad ♪
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♪ Two sisters that were doin' it
to their two brothers ♪
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♪ Now they fightin'
because they be doin'
each other ♪
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♪ The girl posin' nude used to
be a dude, out Saturday night
startin' a feud ♪
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♪ The man cheatin' on his wife
got caught last night ♪
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♪ 'Cause the girl he was kissin'
was a transvestite ♪
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♪ Got caught on TV
where it's too late to fight ♪
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♪ Now the whole world knows
about the secret life ♪
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♪ Fifty-year-old mom dressin'
like a hootchie ♪
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♪ The young bad girls
are bad with their booties ♪
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♪ Too hot for TV
Too much for the movies ♪
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♪ Some ladies smacked Jerry
Said, What, sue me ♪
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♪ Living in America
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♪ Yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Living in America
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♪ Yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Eye to eye
Station to station ♪
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♪ Living in America
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♪ Hand in hand
across the nation ♪
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♪ Living in America
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♪ Got to have a celebration
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"Zorzak."
♪ All right, Andy
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♪ At 11:00 p.m.
the cops roll ♪
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♪ In L.A.
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♪ Houston
and New York City ♪
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♪ I am living in America
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♪ I am living
in America ♪♪
Housekeepin'.
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Oh.
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Sweet fucking Jesus !
What in the hell ?
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I didn't hear you knock.
I was in the can.
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- That is what this is for.
- You don't have to leave.
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Whew.
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[ Zipper Unzips ]
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[ Panting, Sighing ]
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[ TV ]
He-ee-re comes Sparky !
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Spark !
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[ Announcer ]
And they're off.
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Down the backstretch--
Come on, number four !
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That's four, two, three,
six, five and eight next.
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All right, pass 'em !
Number seven
in the lead.
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[ Ringing ]
Hello.
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They're lookin' for
forklift operators
over there in Durbin.
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Just bring it home.
I'll look at it.
I'm watchin' TV.
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Hello ?
Come on, Spark !
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Rusty ?
[ Dial Tone ]
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[ Man ]
Hey, can I get something
to eat over here ?
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Go. Yes.
[ TV Announcer ]
Three to the outside.
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- Kansas Song moving up
on the inside.
- No !
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- [ Man ] You always work
the top floor, right ?
- Yeah. How'd you know ?
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My buddy told me
to get a room on this floor...
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if I wanted to get
a "good morning" blow job.
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- Who's your buddy ?
- Like you'd remember.
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[ Man Chuckles ]
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Asshole.
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[ Man ]
Hey, Angel.
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You gonna
let me in ?
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[ TV Blaring ]
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[ Door Slams Shut ]
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I was thinking.
Maybe we should
go on and do it.
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You're serious.
You're in the mood ?
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No, not that !
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Why don't we
just get married ?
Want to ?
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Maybe.
All right.
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[ Woman On TV ]
I wonder what
it would be like.
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Circled three of these.
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[ TV ]
What is there to miss ?
Hear what I'm saying ?
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When it gets so bad,
what is there really
to miss ?
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[ TV Continues
Indistinct ]
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You at Willie's ?
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Yeah.
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- Brought home some chicken,
if you want any.
- All right.
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[ TV Continues ]
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So, you movin' in with Willie
or are you gonna find
your own place ?
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I don't know !
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God ! I just got off a
ten-hour workday. I don't feel
like talking about that now.
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[ TV Continues
Indistinct ]
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[ Toilet Flushes ]
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[ TV Continues
Indistinct ]
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Turn that off !
I'm in no mood.
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[ Raises Volume
On TV ]
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[ TV Blaring ]
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Chanting ]
Jerry ! Jerry !
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All right.
Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you
very much, everybody.
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When I see Laverne
on that stage,
I'm gonna whip her ass.
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Then I'm gonna tell the world
that your dick
is the size of a needle.
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Do you hear me talkin' to ya ?
Do you hear me talkin' to ya ?
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Thank you very much.
You are very nice.
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Welcome to the show.
We have a wild one
for you today.
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"I Got To Tell You,
I Am Pregnant with
Your Husband's Baby."
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[ Audience ]
Oooh !
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Let's meet Juanita
and her husband John.
Come on out.
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[ Applause ]
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I been wantin' to whip your ass
for a long time.
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[ Audience Cheering ]
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[ Juanita Yelling
Profanities ]
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Let me tell you somethin'.
This is the size
of his dick, baby.
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I'm not talkin' about my nail.
I'm talkin' about
the pinky part.
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It feels like he's pokin' me
with a coffee stirrer.
Yeah, tiny dick boy !
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That's what you are !
Needle-dick man !
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- [ Chanting ]
Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry !
- Bring it home !
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I'll whip your ass.
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Jaunita ]
Come on ! Come on !
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Although it's important for
a woman to have her sexual needs
met during a marriage,
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calling your husband
needle-dick for 13 years...
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probably isn't a good way
to express your frustration.
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[ Announcer ] Are you having
an affair with your stepdaddy
or know someone who is ?
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If so, please call...
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1-800-555-3870.
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That's 1-800-555-3870.
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I'm gonna go to bed.
Good night, honey.
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You gonna be lookin'
for an apartment tomorrow ?
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This trailer
ain't big enough
for the three of us.
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No, wait till
she goes to sleep.
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She won't come out.
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[ Indistinct Whispering ]
You did what
with my husband ?
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You did
what
with my husband ?
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What did you do with my--
[ Rusty Whispering ]
She's not gonna come out.
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You did
what
with my husband...
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in my own home ?
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In my own home ?
In my own
home ?
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I can't believe
I'm finding this out
on national TV.
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I can't believe
I'm finding this out
on national TV.
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I can't believe it.
I cannot believe...
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I'm finding this out
on national TV.
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You promised.
I didn't promise you--
Shit.
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You think--
[ Giggling ]
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No, wait till she--
Wait ! Get--
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Howdy do, Jerry ?
I'm Connie.
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It's a pleasure
to make your acquaintance.
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[ Girl Giggling ]
Jerry,
how do you do ?
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I'm Connie. It's a pleasure
to make your acquaintance.
You're such a good-lookin' man.
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Baby, I need it.
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You don't need--
[ Giggling ]
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Oh, baby.
"Oh, baby" what ?
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[ Whispering,
Angel Giggling ]
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You're holdin' up
just fine.
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[ Giggling Continues ]
Yes, you are.
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Just fine.
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♪♪ [ Rock ]
More ! More !
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Pump that shit,
baby !
Yeah, baby. Ooh !
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All right.
Starletta.
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[ Woman On Phone ]
You are calling in regards...
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to "My Traitor Girlfriends,"
right ?
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Okay.
So how do you know...
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that your friend
is having sex with, uh, Demond ?
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'Cause I'm standin'
in his living room while
he's gettin' sorry traitor ass.
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Who you callin'
sorry traitor ass ?
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I ain't even talking
to you, scurvy bitch !
It's the people from Jerry.
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Damn ! What you doin'
here, Starletta ?
How'd you get my key ?
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Uh-uh, Demond !
I'm the one to be askin' you
all the questions.
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Who you callin'
a ho ?
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Put your hands on me, bitch.
I guarantee you 9-1-1 won't get
here fast enough for your ass.
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- Don't believe that shit.
- Don't be talkin' to her.
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How you gonna let a piece
of gristle, a piece of meat,
come between us ?
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When you was walkin' down
the street with a trail of blood
behind your ass,
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I bought
your Kotex.
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When your cheap-ass
Payless shoes broke--
Remember that ?
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I took you to a reputable store
so you would have something nice
to wear on your feet.
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But you don't remember that,
do you ?
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So you went all natural
with your hair.
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When your hair fell out
from that bad perm,
I'm the one who bought the wig.
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Vonda, I knew
you was a snake,
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but I never thought
you'd slip up
in my man's house.
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This is my shit !
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You that desperate
you gotta fuck every man
you see that ain't yours ?
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Get the fuck out.
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Get the fuck out !
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I'm gonna let you live
this time.
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Do this shit again,
they won't be able
to find your ass.
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Ho.
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Y'all know where
to reach me.
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Right. Starletta,
I'll let you know
by the end of this week.
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Thanks a lot.
Bye-bye.
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Oh, God. Yes !
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Dog.
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Damn.
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[ Jerry ] I'm still confused.
Lucille was a trans-gendered
preop hermaphrodite.
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[ Man
There was a time when
it would have confused you too.
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[ Jerry ]
Those times are long gone.
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It's good to get out of
the office and catch up.
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[ Excited Chatter ]
No way !
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It's Jerry Farrelly.
[ Waitress ]
Jerry !
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Ooh, I waited for you.
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Remember I told you about
my daughter, but I didn't
have my wallet ?
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Yeah, yeah.
Ooh !
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Wow !
She's got your teeth.
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Is she attractive.
[ Man ] Hey, Jerry !
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Jerry !
Hi.
How are you ?
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How you doin' ?
Nice to meet you.
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Nothing personal,
but your show sucks.
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Nothing personal,
but your manners suck.
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- I was not speaking
to you, Berenice.
- Lousy tipper !
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Lousy tipper.
Sit over here
in the seat of honor.
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Thanks.
Thanks very much.
You're welcome.
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Mel--
We got Magic Burgers.
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I'll buy you a burger
if you do it.
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[ Jerry ]
Mel, you were saying something ?
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It's not a big deal,
but what I want to do--
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Jerry, look over here.
I can't believe
you just did that !
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I'm sorry.
Yeah. Right.
231
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:13,485
I'd like to see this show
go in a direction--
232
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:17,189
How you doin', Jerry ?
Why, Fiona.
233
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:20,593
[ Crying ]
I need your opinion.
I booked a gig in Vegas...
234
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,996
except it's a year contract,
and my boyfriend
doesn't want me to go.
235
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,432
Excuse me, Fiona.
Jerry, I got a lot to say.
236
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,568
He thinks if I leave,
I'll meet somebody else.
237
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,671
Which is a possibility.
They want to send me to one
of those leper colonies.
238
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,940
Just a skin disease,
but what are you gonna do ?
239
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:39,311
Your glasses are dirty.
I love him,
240
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,248
but this is such
a great opportunity for me.
241
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,417
The choreographer's amazing,
and the money's really good.
242
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,260
I'm so confused.
I don't know what to do.
243
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,738
Mel, what were you
trying to say ?
244
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:08,307
Nah, nah. You think
I'm gonna tell you now ?
245
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,442
Forget it, Jerry.
Let's go.
246
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,212
[ Cheering ]
247
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,566
Clyde's not as uptight
as you are, Henry.
He lets me do what I want.
248
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,170
- [ Audience ] Oooh !
- He lets me have
a girlfriend too.
249
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:41,273
[ Audience ]
Oooh !
250
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,175
Shaneequa, come on out.
251
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,245
[ Cheering ]
252
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,836
In terms of my political future,
how do you think we did ?
253
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,838
I'd say
you lost Delaware.
254
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:50,209
[ Man ] Jerry,
huge fan of the show !
Thank you.
255
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:54,313
Are you ever going to do a show
on people who have crushes
on farm animals ?
256
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,449
Why don't you call
one of our producers ?
We have that 1-800 number.
257
00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,719
Her name's Begonia,
and I tell you,
she's one hell of a goat.
258
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,455
[ Bleating ]
259
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,824
She's got
a hairless underside.
260
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,127
She's very pretty.
261
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,463
Jerry, could we get married
on the show ?
262
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:14,299
Jerry ! Jerry !
Jerry ! Jerry !
Whoo, whoo, whoo !
263
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,101
Jerry !
264
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,439
You gonna call
about those jobs today ?
265
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:27,646
Rusty, honey,
266
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:30,449
I'm gonna go
to the casino with Verna
tonight after work,
267
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,385
so I probably
won't be home till late,
like real late.
268
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,556
- Okay ?
- Yeah.
269
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:19,164
Baby.
Hear what she said ?
270
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,768
Mm-hmm. So we gonna do it
on the big bed tonight ?
271
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,304
Mm-hmm, yeah.
Mmm.
272
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:29,408
[ Giggling ]
Ah, baby.
273
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,944
Do that other thing.
What other thing ?
274
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,146
The thing
your mama won't do.
275
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,395
Damn.
276
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:52,364
Shit !
277
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,702
[ Sighs ]
Fuck it.
278
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,922
I need to cash
my paycheck. I.D.
279
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,530
I can't cash this.
280
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,266
The name on the check
doesn't match the name
on the driver's license.
281
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:31,537
Next please.
Excuse me.
Uh-uh.
282
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:35,774
It's our policy.
Next in line, please.
Back up, bitch !
283
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:40,479
I ain't done here yet.
Now, you listen to me.
284
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:45,484
It's some fucking computer error
the motel has not corrected
the 400 times I have asked them.
285
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:49,454
I have a 20-minute lunch break,
so fuck your policy.
Cash my paycheck.
286
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:53,759
I already told you,
I can't and won't cash
your paycheck.
287
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:58,030
You're gonna cash my paycheck,
or I'll kick your fat ass
to Jacksonville.
288
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,432
You understand me,
you goddamn bank freak ?
289
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,634
Ma'am.
290
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:06,338
Get your shit--
Get off of me,
you fuckin' rent-a-cop !
291
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,675
You wanna-be piece of shit !
Get off of me !
292
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,543
Fuck you !
293
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,880
Get off of me !
Kiss my fuckin' ass !
294
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,849
Fuckin' pigs.
Get off of me.
295
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,652
I'm gonna file
a lawsuit.
296
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:24,823
[ Siren Wailing ]
297
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:29,461
Uh, a woman named
Laqueeta Fontaine claims
you're the father of her child.
298
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,797
She's suing you
for 20 million.
Only 20 million ?
299
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,799
Let your attorney
handle it ?
Yeah.
300
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,934
[ Mel ] Got it.
You're married
to a fatty ?
301
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,036
[ Woman ] Damn Skippy.
And your sex life
is fantastic ?
302
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,439
I ain't never goin' back
to skinny.
303
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:43,942
Have fatties
always turned you on ?
I got the thing for Santa Claus.
304
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,979
Are you a fatty too ?
X-L, baby.
305
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,681
Okay, Letitia.
Thank you for calling.
306
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,784
Seven guests from the show
we did last April
claim to have...
307
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:56,989
"post-traumatic
anxiety disorder"
from being on your show.
308
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,725
They're going to sue
for 20 million too ?
No,
but they want to come back...
309
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,827
and talk about it
on your show.
I see.
310
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:05,998
With their therapist,
who's calling the disorder
"Jerry syndrome."
311
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,734
I'm a disorder ?
I made the big time.
312
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,403
[ Mel ]
Congratulations !
313
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,339
Looks like we've been fishing
in the shallow end
of the gene pool for too long.
314
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,807
[ Phone Ringing ]
315
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,543
$500 bail for what ?
316
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:21,079
Trying to make a livin',
and cash my paycheck.
317
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,482
Don't worry about it.
318
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,684
I took the money out of
your mother's savings account.
319
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:28,587
She won't see it
until she gets her statement.
320
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:32,858
Besides, I'm home
when the mail comes.
321
00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:35,027
I'll get rid of it
before she sees it.
322
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,863
You always take
such good care of me.
323
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:40,599
Let's go home.
Want to ?
324
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,434
Yes.
Okay.
325
00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:47,739
[ Rusty ]
Baby, it's you and me,
and we got the big bed.
326
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:54,379
[ Rusty ]
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby. Oh !
327
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,649
[ Giggling ]
328
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,456
[ Giggling ]
329
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,966
[ Moaning,
Chattering ]
330
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,872
[ Moaning,
Giggling ]
331
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:26,011
I knew it !
Get your ass over here,
you little whore.
332
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,681
What ? If I'm a little whore,
I wonder what big whore
I learned it from.
333
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:32,818
How long
you been doin' her ?
334
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:36,054
- Since we've known each other.
- You son of a bitch !
335
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,990
Don't you hit him.
Don't you hit him !
336
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,793
I'm more of a woman to him
than you ever were. Oh.
337
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,895
Where're you goin' ?
Teach you a lesson.
338
00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:53,038
♪ Welcome, man
339
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:58,677
♪ Welcome, yeah
♪ Until I'm through
340
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,712
What--
341
00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:02,714
Damn it.
342
00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:04,683
Where's she goin' ?
343
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,853
I don't know.
344
00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:14,159
Is everything okay,
Mrs. Zorzak ?
Call me Connie.
345
00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:17,763
Yes, everything's fine.
Drop the barbell.
346
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:21,566
Honey, have you been feelin'
a little tense ?
[ Zipper Unzips ]
347
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,770
What are you doin',
Mrs. Zorzak ?
Teaching Angel a lesson.
348
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:27,072
I told you,
call me Connie.
349
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,123
Whoa.
350
00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:06,711
♪♪ [ Humming ]
351
00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,047
I didn't say
you could wear my jacket.
352
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,049
I didn't say
you could fuck my husband.
353
00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:13,118
♪♪ [ Humming ]
354
00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:17,222
Oh, I got a little bit
of Willie on it.
355
00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,224
I think I got it all out.
356
00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:22,227
You know how much
that boy can shoot.
357
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:26,298
Oh, I almost forgot.
I borrowed this from you too.
358
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,767
You might want to rinse it out
before you use it again.
359
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,003
I didn't get a chance to.
360
00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:36,074
Mmm, I am tired.
Lordy, he wore me out.
361
00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:38,577
See y'all
in the mornin'.
362
00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:43,014
[ Door Shuts ]
363
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:45,250
[ TV Indistinct ]
364
00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:49,955
When you found out your daughter
was sleeping with your husband,
365
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,957
you had sex
with her boyfriend ?
366
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,192
Mm-hmm.
Teach her a lesson.
367
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:57,195
You'll fly us to Los Angeles
and put us up in a hotel...
368
00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:59,965
for free, you won't
charge us for nothin' ?
369
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,000
No, ma'am. We don't
charge you for nothin'.
370
00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:04,302
I look forward
to hearing from you.
371
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,672
- You sound kinda cute. Am I--
- Thanks for calling.
372
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,976
- Okay, bye.
- Bye-bye, now. Whoo !
373
00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:15,947
[ Troy ]
I still don't get it.
374
00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,116
Why would anyone
air their dirty laundry
for the whole world to see...
375
00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:21,920
for a free ticket
to L.A. ?
[ Ringing ]
376
00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:24,823
[ Woman Moaning ]
Oh, Jerry.
377
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:27,993
Ahh. Ahh.
378
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,195
Oh, Jerry.
Oh, Jerry.
379
00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:33,632
Jerry ! Jerry !
Jerry ! Jerry !
380
00:25:33,665 --> 00:25:36,101
[ Moaning ]
381
00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:49,915
[ Sighs ]
382
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:55,186
That might be
my favorite episode ever.
[ Laughing ]
383
00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:03,762
Why can't you be
more like Oprah ?
384
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,666
You'd rather sleep
with Oprah ?
385
00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:11,870
I've got a face
for radio.
386
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,872
Does it ever bother you,
387
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:16,841
the hostile things
they say about you and
the people on your show ?
388
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,678
Not anymore. Nah.
389
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:21,680
Really ?
Yeah.
390
00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,715
I don't believe you.
391
00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:39,764
Angel, get your ass
out of bed.
392
00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,733
It's late.
393
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,705
[ Ringing ]
394
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:52,143
[ Connie ] Hello ?
[ Woman ] Connie ?
Connie, hi.
395
00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:54,913
This is Natalie
from the show.
396
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,415
How ya doin' ?
Yeah, it's really me.
397
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:02,387
- We had a chance
to review your file.
- Mom, are you okay ?
398
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,990
It would please us
very much...
Who is it ?
399
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:07,258
if you, Angel,
Rusty and Willie...
400
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:12,998
would be guests on our show
in Los Angeles the 23rd
and 24th of this month.
401
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:17,002
We're gonna be
on national TV !
402
00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:20,805
We'll send you four
round-trip plane tickets
and a release form.
403
00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:24,209
Would you sign that form
and return it
with the information ?
404
00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:27,212
[ Connie ]
Yes, I will.
405
00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:29,247
Thank you
very, very much.
406
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,350
Oh, my God !
[ Laughing ]
407
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:36,988
We're gonna do
the show !
Yeah !
408
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:41,760
Who was that ?
Jerry wants us
on his show.
409
00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:45,063
Why does he
want us ?
I'll explain
all that later.
410
00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:48,299
I've gotta go.
Angel, you better
jump in that shower...
411
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,301
if you want to make it
to work on time.
Okay.
412
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:54,205
They get thousands of calls,
and they chose us.
413
00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:57,108
Why'd they choose us ?
That ain't important.
414
00:27:57,142 --> 00:28:00,412
What's important
is that they chose us.
All right.
415
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:03,081
I'm gonna pick up chicken
on my way home from work.
All right ?
416
00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:06,918
All right. Bye, Mama.
417
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:09,921
I ain't going
on no TV.
Yes, you are.
418
00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:12,323
- No, I ain't.
- Oh, yes, you are.
419
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:15,393
If you don't, I'm gonna
tell Mama you took $500
out of her savings account.
420
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,397
I took that money out
to bail you out of jail.
421
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,333
Don't matter.
You took it out.
422
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,102
Looks like
you're goin'.
423
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:30,408
You being serious ?
Jerry wants us to be
on his show for real ?
424
00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:33,011
Do I look like
I'm lying ?
425
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:36,548
What you want to bring all that
up for ? Me and Demond ain't
been together in over a year.
426
00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:39,984
I know that.
Girl, he's doing
Vonda Simmons, okay ?
427
00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:44,389
Old nasty hog !
He a dog !
428
00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:46,825
Tell me something
I don't know.
429
00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:48,893
So what's up ?
430
00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:53,131
You ain't gonna be throwin'
no chairs at me ?
431
00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:55,333
Come on.
Me and you friends.
432
00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,535
All that nonsense,
all that stuff's behind us.
433
00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:00,238
For real.
Okay.
434
00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:02,373
I'm gonna ask off.
And we ain't gonna be ghetto.
435
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:05,910
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
We're gonna be
real classy.
436
00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:10,582
I think I'll wear
my blonde hair too,
'cause we goin' to L.A. !
437
00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:14,185
To L.A. !
438
00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:17,555
Cool.
439
00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:23,862
Mrs. Zorzak.
440
00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:26,397
I really don't think
that you and I should--
441
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:30,902
What would you say if
I handed you a round-trip ticket
to Los Angeles...
442
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:34,472
with free hotel accommodations
and a speakin' part
on a national TV show ?
443
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,143
I'd say you're crazy.
444
00:29:38,176 --> 00:29:40,845
Then I guess I'm crazy.
[ Laughing ]
445
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:49,454
♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Uh, uh ♪
446
00:29:49,487 --> 00:29:51,589
♪ Chillin' on the plane
We're flying in the air ♪
447
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,958
♪ I don't even know
when I thought I was scared ♪
448
00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:56,327
♪ But I'm not, uh
I'm feelin' real fine ♪
449
00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:58,396
♪ The motherfuckers
they all askin' why ♪
450
00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:01,232
♪ Where we goin'
How we gonna get there ♪
451
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:03,568
♪ We in the air
Why'd you go and stare ♪
452
00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:07,939
♪ Turn around in your seat
No kickin'-- ♪♪
One, two, three.
453
00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:10,909
I'm sure he could afford
a professional makeup artist.
454
00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:12,877
You think ?
Oh, sure.
455
00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:16,881
If they have the money
for the hotel rooms
and the plane tickets,
456
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:19,551
they can afford themselves
a professional makeup artist.
457
00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:20,985
You're right.
458
00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:27,525
Move your knees
out of the way !
459
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:31,129
If your ass wasn't so big,
you wouldn't need
all that fuckin' seat room.
460
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,898
Bitch need to be on a diet.
I thought we weren't
gonna be ghetto.
461
00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:36,601
You know TV gonna put
ten pounds on your ass.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
462
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:40,471
That gonna be around the corner
before you get there.
Demond liked my ass.
463
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:45,076
He was screamin',
he was moanin'. Ooh.
Vonda, stop that.
464
00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:49,113
[ Starletta ] Shut up !
[ Demond ] Like you
ain't got no damn sense.
465
00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:53,017
[ Vonda ] The minute you
leave Detroit, you don't know
how to act. No home training.
466
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:55,053
You ain't got
no home training.
467
00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:02,293
Hi. I'm Connie.
I'm on "I Slept
with My Stepdaddy."
468
00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:05,363
I'm Charlie. "Man by Day,
Woman by Night."
Pleased to meet you.
469
00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,999
[ Connie ]
That must be fascinating
being a man sometimes,
470
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:11,569
being a woman
at other times.
471
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:13,571
It must be all-consuming,
sort of.
472
00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:16,007
You know what I mean ?
473
00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:22,480
[ Record Scratching ]
474
00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:27,518
Hey, Linda Blair,
spin your head around
one more time...
475
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,520
and I'm gonna give you
exorcism.
476
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,522
Understand ?
477
00:31:35,593 --> 00:31:37,095
[ Woman ]
Jerry !
478
00:31:37,128 --> 00:31:40,098
[ Cheering, Applauding ]
479
00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:42,667
Thank you.
480
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,703
Thank you very much.
I really appreciate
you coming.
481
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:48,473
I tell you what.
Let's keep up that good energy,
482
00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:50,375
and we'll have
a great show, okay ?
483
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:54,545
[ Cheering ]
484
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,248
Congratulations.
You're all guests
on Jerry !
485
00:31:57,282 --> 00:32:00,151
Are you excited ?
Let's hear it !
486
00:32:00,184 --> 00:32:03,087
I'm gettin' some water.
487
00:32:04,489 --> 00:32:07,058
Everybody sit down,
please.
488
00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:16,334
[ Clears Throat ]
489
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:19,537
- I wanted you to know
I'm a big fan of yours.
- Thank you very much.
490
00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:23,174
Would you sign
my autograph book ?
Sure.
491
00:32:23,207 --> 00:32:25,610
Love to.
492
00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:28,579
Do you mind
if I call you Jerry ?
No. That's fine.
493
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,516
Okay.
494
00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:34,552
Uh, you datin' anybody ?
495
00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:51,069
That's it. Good.
Excellent.
496
00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,471
Since this is national
television, it's important
you listen to us...
497
00:32:53,504 --> 00:32:55,473
and follow instructions
closely.
498
00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:59,744
Number one rule:
There will be no weapons
whatsoever.
499
00:32:59,777 --> 00:33:02,580
Why they got
to look at us ?
500
00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:05,450
This is very,
very important.
501
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,353
I gotta get
a drink of water.
502
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:10,521
Where's she goin' ?
503
00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:13,558
There you go.
504
00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:16,427
Could you put my last name
on there so people know
you meant it to be for me ?
505
00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,162
Okay.
506
00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,468
What the hell
is she sayin' to him ?
507
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:26,604
- Actually, it's spelled
with two Z's.
- Angel !
508
00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:30,641
I hope you're
not bothering Jerry.
He's a very busy man.
509
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,311
You're even more handsome
in person.
510
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,713
Thank you very much.
Here you go, Angel.
511
00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:38,516
Thank you.
512
00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:41,819
Could you sign
my T-shirt ?
513
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,122
Sure. Want me
to sign the back ?
514
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:48,226
No. There's a decal there.
You better sign up front.
515
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:53,297
Make it out to Connie.
C-O-N-N-I-E.
516
00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:56,734
[ Jerry ]
It's not the spelling
I'm having a problem with.
517
00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:09,280
Hey.
518
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:22,226
"C."
519
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:24,729
Good thing your name's
not Constantine.
520
00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:42,180
[ Giggling ]
521
00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:44,482
Thank you so much.
522
00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:47,785
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Sure.
No, that's--
523
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,476
Rifles, handguns,
knives.
524
00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:15,379
Which does include
pocketknives and silverware
from the snack bar.
525
00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,915
They gettin'
on my nerves.
Brass knuckles,
526
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,384
razor blades,
glass bottles.
527
00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:23,588
Am I forgetting anything, Troy ?
Four-inch
acrylic fingernails.
528
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:25,790
Ah, thank you.
529
00:35:25,823 --> 00:35:29,894
Connie, we're having
an orientation here.
530
00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:32,463
It is important that you hear
what's going on.
531
00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:34,565
I know.
I'm sorry.
532
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:37,502
[ Natalie ]
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Going back to Javier's question.
533
00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:42,440
Can you be arrested for a crime
that you commit
on the
Jerry Show ?
534
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:44,876
The answer is "yes."
535
00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:49,213
Just because it's happening
on television doesn't mean
it's not happening in real life.
536
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:51,449
Right ?
I gotta use
the bathroom.
537
00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:56,287
I don't know what to do
about that woman.
538
00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:17,708
He signed
my T-shirt.
539
00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:22,013
-Would you go away ?
-What you doin' with my daughter
you ain't doin' with me ?
540
00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:24,515
You her mother ?
541
00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:28,386
People always say that.
Angel,
542
00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:31,856
remember that cashier at Kroger
who swore you were the mother
and I was the daughter ?
543
00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:36,327
I like to think of us
as the Judds without the talent.
All right, Mama.
544
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,864
Would you go back ?
Go the hell on ! Go !
545
00:36:46,571 --> 00:36:49,607
Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.
546
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,411
Hold up !
You see Demond out there ?
I don't know who he is.
547
00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:56,681
Don't even play dumb.
I'm talkin' 'bout the brother
you was lookin' at all day.
548
00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:59,450
Okay, everybody.
Take five.
549
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:02,620
I'm takin'
more than that.
550
00:37:02,653 --> 00:37:06,857
Jerry, this is
Catherine Winicott,
channel 16 news.
551
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,859
How do you do ?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
552
00:37:14,365 --> 00:37:16,801
I'd like to talk
about your political past,
553
00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:19,470
and I'd like
to get your thoughts
on this current phenomenon.
554
00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:21,539
Great.
555
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:25,576
How does it feel to be one
of the most controversial people
in America ?
556
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:28,379
[ Starletta ]
Demond ? Where are you
and that bitch ?
557
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:33,050
- Cut. Let's do it again.
- Rolling.
558
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:36,454
How does it feel being one
of the most controversial--
559
00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:39,523
[ Starletta Yelling ]
560
00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:41,859
Cut.
561
00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:44,962
Demond !
Demond, you in here ?
562
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:53,471
[ Starletta ]
Demond, where are you
and that skank ho ?
563
00:37:53,504 --> 00:37:56,907
Demond ! Demond !
564
00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:00,878
Let's finish where
we left off tonight.
Mm-hmm.
565
00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:03,514
What's your
room number ?
227.
566
00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:05,483
All right.
567
00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:14,725
[ Starletta ] She looks
the same in her face as she do
in the crack of her ass.
568
00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:17,028
Skank bitch !
569
00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:20,665
Get the fuck out of the way,
you fat-ass motherfucker !
Hey, baby.
570
00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:23,501
I was lookin' for you.
You been lookin'
for me ?
571
00:38:23,534 --> 00:38:26,837
That's real funny, Demond.
How the fuck you been lookin'
for me...
572
00:38:26,871 --> 00:38:29,874
when I been paradin'
up and down this hallway
callin' your name ?
573
00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:32,043
Who the fuck are you calling
a skank bitch ?
Hold up.
574
00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:34,145
What was you doin'
with her ?
575
00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:36,814
Come on, baby,
just chill.
576
00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:40,851
There's only one skank bitch
in this hallway, and I'm looking
right the fuck at her.
577
00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:43,154
Oh, shit.
Fuck you.
578
00:38:43,187 --> 00:38:45,923
[ Starletta ]
This your white man's trophy ?
That's what you want ?
579
00:38:45,956 --> 00:38:48,492
This ain't no trophy.
It's a joke.
580
00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:52,530
You gonna step outside the race,
at least let the bitch
be decent-lookin'.
581
00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:56,667
Get the skankiest bitch you
can find. A broke, cracked-out
Madonna lookin' bitch.
582
00:38:56,701 --> 00:39:00,538
[ Indistinct Arguing ]
583
00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:03,941
[ Connie ]
It's not your fault
she can't please her man.
584
00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:07,411
Don't be wastin' your time
with that trash.
You need to be kickin' his ass.
585
00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:10,581
Don't have him come here
and embarrass you, girl.
586
00:39:10,614 --> 00:39:14,185
We got a "I Slept with
My Stepdaddy" fighting with
"My Traitor Girlfriends."
587
00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:17,388
I'll be right back.
Take care of yourself.
588
00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:23,094
[ Arguing ]
589
00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:27,098
Break it up.
Stop that. That's enough.
590
00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:30,034
That is totally unacceptable.
All right ?
591
00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:32,570
Just calm down.
592
00:39:32,603 --> 00:39:35,740
Save it for the show, okay ?
Unacceptable.
593
00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:38,676
[ Natalie ] Exactly what we
need. That's great, but let's
get back to the conference room.
594
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:42,446
Come on, guys, let's go.
I'll get your ass, bitch.
You gonna get it.
595
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,582
[ Natalie ]
I need you back in here.
596
00:39:44,615 --> 00:39:47,618
Messin' up your hair
and all that. I ain't
tryin' to mess up my hair.
597
00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:51,655
I'm gonna meet Jerry, and don't
wanna be lookin' all crazy.
Bitch.
598
00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:54,091
So don't expect me
to be fightin' for you, girl.
Hmm.
599
00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:57,995
Okay, guys.
Oh, and enough
of you.
600
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,767
Are those people okay ?
601
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,469
No, they're not okay.
They're guests on my show.
602
00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:11,041
Gimme one of those.
603
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,079
You really
gonna marry Angel ?
604
00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:18,883
I suppose.
605
00:40:21,051 --> 00:40:23,821
You in love
with her ?
Sure.
606
00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:27,858
Good luck.
607
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:31,729
You're gonna need it.
She's as crazy as her mother.
Probably even crazier.
608
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:39,937
- You want some advice
on how to keep her happy ?
- Okay.
609
00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:43,974
Mm-hmm.
610
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:50,748
Angel likes that
a whole lot.
611
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:54,652
- But you probably
already know that by now.
- She likes ice cream cones ?
612
00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:58,989
Ice cream cones ?
613
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:11,535
[ Giggles ]
Hey, Jerry.
614
00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:13,771
Hey, Jerry.
Girl, get out.
615
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:17,007
Jerry and me are havin'
our own conversation.
616
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:21,545
I done Demond even though
I knew he was with
my good friend Starletta.
617
00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:25,249
That don't make me bad.
Do it ?
Maybe just a--
618
00:41:25,282 --> 00:41:28,719
Jerry, I got a tattoo
about my first love.
619
00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:30,888
You wanna see it ?
620
00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:35,860
Girl, get your wriggly
fat-jack ass
out of Jerry's face !
621
00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:40,564
It look good, don't it ?
I'm not bad, am I ?
Not even a little ?
622
00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:43,334
[ Elevator Bell Rings ]
There's my floor.
623
00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:45,803
I'll see you guys
at the taping, okay ? Okay.
624
00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:48,339
Bye, Jerry.
Bye.
625
00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:51,876
What is your problem,
pulling down your drawers
in front of Jerry ?
626
00:41:51,909 --> 00:41:56,347
He said he wanted to see
my true love.
Can't you show him a picture ?
627
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:59,817
Because it's all about
the whole thing.
You always showin' you ass.
628
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:02,253
Can't you keep
your clothes on ?
Always callin' me a slut.
629
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:04,889
Who's the slut ?
I ain't no slut.
I just showed my tattoo.
630
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:07,791
At least I keep my stuff
in the house.
It's in the house !
631
00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:10,327
Not all in the elevator
and shit.
It look good.
632
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,097
My ass ! Look ass !
This ass !
633
00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:17,735
Yeah, yeah.
Do it again.
Let's go out.
634
00:42:17,768 --> 00:42:21,138
I can't watch your show.
I have to turn the channel
after a few seconds.
635
00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:25,209
Why ?
I find it bleak
and depressing.
636
00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:27,745
I'm sorry,
that's just how I feel.
637
00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:31,282
Don't you find it
bleak and depressing ?
Sure I do.
638
00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:35,252
You don't think
I'm some horrible elitist ?
I don't find you horrible.
639
00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:38,155
Catherine, just about
every guest I've dealt with...
640
00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:42,092
has been decent and kind
and poor.
641
00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:45,095
I think you find poverty
bleak and depressing,
642
00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:47,898
and our show reminds you
that it exists.
643
00:42:47,932 --> 00:42:49,934
Thanks for coming by.
We appreciate it.
644
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:54,038
[ Explosion On TV ]
645
00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:04,915
It ain't right.
646
00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:07,217
It just ain't--
I ain't doin' it.
647
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:10,821
It don't matter.
They're gonna make you do it.
648
00:43:10,854 --> 00:43:12,389
The hell they will.
649
00:43:19,196 --> 00:43:22,166
Please don't go.
650
00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:26,103
It ain't right goin' on TV
tellin' the whole world...
651
00:43:26,136 --> 00:43:30,140
about parts of our lives
that people ain't got
no business knowin'.
652
00:43:30,174 --> 00:43:32,409
You should have thought
about that before comin' here.
653
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,345
- You're doin' the show.
- No, I ain't.
654
00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:37,681
- Don't do this to me, Rusty.
- I ain't doing nothin' to you !
655
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:42,119
You fuck my little girl
in my own home, and then
you pull a stunt like this ?
656
00:43:42,152 --> 00:43:44,855
I got news for you. You walk
out of that show, you're
walking out of this marriage.
657
00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:47,257
And our relationship.
658
00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:55,165
You are two peas
in one fucked-up pod.
Yeah.
659
00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:56,967
- Yep !
- Get the hell out of our lives.
660
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,438
Jerry don't want you
on his show anyway.
661
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,941
He don't want no fucked-up
redneck inbreds.
662
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:07,978
I'd kick you out myself
if it wouldn't mess up
my pedicure.
663
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,315
I ain't doin' it.
You're not ?
664
00:44:11,348 --> 00:44:15,152
Hell no. I ain't gonna make
an ass out of myself on TV.
No way.
665
00:44:15,185 --> 00:44:17,988
I'm going to the airport,
changing my ticket.
You coming ?
666
00:44:18,022 --> 00:44:20,391
- Come here, Willie.
- Angel, I--
667
00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:23,927
- Get your ass over here now.
- Don't you say nothin'
to Willie.
668
00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:26,930
He's a man of his word.
Ain't that right ?
He ain't a pecker like you,
669
00:44:26,964 --> 00:44:29,233
and back out
at the last minute.
670
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:37,307
You comin' or not ?
You don't want to do something
so hurtful.
671
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:40,077
Do you ? After all
I've done for you ?
672
00:44:42,312 --> 00:44:46,183
No, ma'am.
You better go alone.
673
00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:49,953
You sure ?
Yes, he's sure !
Get the hell out of our faces !
674
00:44:52,556 --> 00:44:56,193
Good luck, on the show
and the marriage.
675
00:44:56,226 --> 00:44:58,162
You poor motherfucker.
676
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,075
[ Door Slams Shut ]
677
00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:25,989
[ Mel ] Got your six-shooter ?
Yeah. A silver bullet
with your name on it.
678
00:45:26,023 --> 00:45:28,225
What am I doin' ?
679
00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:32,296
This is crazy.
Your fans love it, and
it's good P.R. for the show.
680
00:45:32,329 --> 00:45:35,833
I don't want to hear
another word.
But I can't even sing.
681
00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:40,571
You can't really host
a talk show either,
but that never stopped you.
682
00:45:40,604 --> 00:45:43,941
♪♪ [ Country ]
683
00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:47,044
♪♪
684
00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:49,413
I look absolutely
ridiculous.
685
00:45:49,446 --> 00:45:51,482
No, you don't.
Not at all.
686
00:45:51,515 --> 00:45:54,785
You look like a genuine
Brooklyn shitkicker.
687
00:45:59,123 --> 00:46:00,958
Yeah. Yeah.
688
00:46:06,463 --> 00:46:08,832
♪♪
689
00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:11,368
- I'm Troy.
- I'm Claire.
690
00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:14,071
Have we met before ?
That's clever.
691
00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:17,307
- I'm serious.
You look familiar.
- I don't think so.
692
00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:19,977
- I work on a TV show.
- Which one ?
693
00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:23,080
- Uh, well, it's
the number one show.
- You work on
E.R. ?
694
00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,384
Can I get you
another drink ?
695
00:46:31,922 --> 00:46:34,892
Did he fuck with you first ?
'Cause we could sue him.
696
00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:37,094
No, I fucked
with him first.
697
00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:39,530
But you were
a minor.
Don't matter.
698
00:46:39,563 --> 00:46:44,234
I was after him for a month
to suck him off
before he'd let me.
699
00:46:44,268 --> 00:46:47,938
Besides, what are you
gonna sue him for ?
He don't got shit.
700
00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:51,275
[ Knock At Door ]
That's him.
I knew he'd be back.
701
00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:00,517
I'm gonna go
to the Hollywood sign.
Wanna go ?
702
00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:02,052
No.
703
00:47:09,426 --> 00:47:11,962
Mama ?Mm-hmm.
704
00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:15,165
Rusty took $500
out of your savings account.
705
00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:17,234
Nah-uh !
He did.
706
00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:19,903
That motherfucking
cocksucking son of a bitch.
707
00:47:19,937 --> 00:47:22,372
He took it out
to bail me out of jail.
708
00:47:22,406 --> 00:47:24,608
He took it out for you ?
709
00:47:24,641 --> 00:47:27,411
Goddamn. What'd you get
arrested for ?
710
00:47:27,444 --> 00:47:31,148
Some bullshit reason.
I got fired 'cause of it.
711
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:35,619
Well, as long as he
took it out for you.
712
00:47:35,652 --> 00:47:38,155
This is our special time.
713
00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:42,626
Let's not worry about that now.
We'll find you another job
when we get home.
714
00:47:42,659 --> 00:47:46,196
[ Knock At Door ]
Now, that's Rusty.
715
00:47:51,301 --> 00:47:53,704
Well, hello.
716
00:47:53,737 --> 00:47:55,539
Hi. I'm here
to see Angel.
717
00:47:55,572 --> 00:48:00,010
Why you wanna see a girl
when you can see a woman ?
718
00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:03,714
Hey, Demond.
Hey. You weren't
in your room,
719
00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:06,250
so I figured
you might be here.
720
00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:08,385
You wanna take a walk ?
721
00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,454
Yeah.
722
00:48:10,487 --> 00:48:12,956
Bye, Mama.
723
00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:15,192
Bye.
724
00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:21,098
Would you come with me
to get my jacket ?
725
00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:34,571
♪♪ [ Rap ]
726
00:49:34,604 --> 00:49:37,307
♪♪
727
00:49:41,211 --> 00:49:43,180
Open up this door,
Vonda.
728
00:49:43,213 --> 00:49:45,682
[ Knock At Door ]
Open up.
729
00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:48,752
Open up this door !
730
00:49:48,785 --> 00:49:51,221
Demond, if your ass
is in there,
I'm kickin' it !
731
00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:53,390
Move.
732
00:49:57,794 --> 00:50:01,732
Why are you trippin' ?
He ain't in here.
733
00:50:01,765 --> 00:50:05,702
He with that white heifer,
ain't he ?
734
00:50:05,736 --> 00:50:08,038
Y'all ain't got shit to say now.
Fuck y'all.
735
00:50:12,142 --> 00:50:14,845
Demond. Demond.
Demond. Demond.
736
00:50:14,878 --> 00:50:18,415
[ Continues Indistinct ]
737
00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:20,684
Demond ? Motherfucker,
I'm lookin' for you.
738
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:29,359
Hey, I'm lookin'
for this flat-ass, Daisy wearing
blonde hair lookin' bitch.
739
00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:33,130
I know you've seen her,
'cause she been flossing
through the hall all day.
740
00:50:33,163 --> 00:50:35,365
She 'bout 19.
741
00:50:35,399 --> 00:50:39,636
Hello ? All I need
is the damn room number.
742
00:50:39,669 --> 00:50:42,472
Do you speak English ?
743
00:50:42,506 --> 00:50:44,274
Hello !
744
00:51:35,725 --> 00:51:39,196
Did you know that
the Hollywood sign
isn't lit up at night ?
745
00:51:58,582 --> 00:52:00,817
Give me a shot
of tequila.
746
00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:06,790
Hey, things change,
don't they ?
747
00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,662
Maybe for some.
748
00:52:14,664 --> 00:52:17,400
Have yourself
a good night. Yeah.
749
00:52:24,508 --> 00:52:26,943
Natalie, you can tell me.
Do I look like a fool ?
750
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,546
No, absolutely not.
751
00:52:29,579 --> 00:52:32,415
You look
very sparkly.
752
00:52:32,449 --> 00:52:36,286
I feel like Garth Brooks'
Jewish cousin.
[ Speaks Yiddish ]
753
00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:38,421
Five minutes.
Get out of here.
Hey, thanks.
754
00:52:38,455 --> 00:52:40,724
Ready, Jer ?
Why do I let you
talk me into this stuff ?
755
00:52:40,757 --> 00:52:42,993
You look great.
They're gonna love you.
756
00:52:43,026 --> 00:52:45,428
Come on, cowboy.
Saddle up.
757
00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:48,365
Ladies and gentlemen,
appearing tonight live--
758
00:52:48,398 --> 00:52:51,535
I feel more like Mel Brooks
than Garth Brooks.
759
00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:54,271
Come on, Jerry.
It's for charity.
Yeah, you're right.
760
00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:57,541
Even Mel sings better
than I do.
You're up, kid.
761
00:52:57,574 --> 00:53:00,911
- Jerry !
- [ Cheering ]
762
00:53:06,449 --> 00:53:08,418
[ Jerry ]
Thank you.
763
00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:11,454
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
764
00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:16,960
♪ You say things
aren't going well ♪
765
00:53:16,993 --> 00:53:20,897
♪ You're halfway to hell
You lost everything
that counts ♪
766
00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:22,966
♪ Gone is your spouse
and maybe the house ♪
767
00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:26,303
♪ All you haven't lost
are pounds ♪
768
00:53:26,336 --> 00:53:28,305
[ Laughing ]
769
00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:31,708
To love, honor and obey.
My ass.
770
00:53:31,741 --> 00:53:34,578
[ Laughing ]
771
00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:46,323
Oh, fuck.
I'm fuckin' up my makeup.
772
00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:54,397
A bloomin' rose
in a bed of sand
is what you are.
773
00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:01,838
You're as pretty
as a peach.
774
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,443
Yes, you are.
775
00:54:06,476 --> 00:54:09,379
Pretty as a peach.
776
00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:11,381
Pretty as a piece.
777
00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:13,383
[ Chuckles ]
Peach.
778
00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:16,353
♪ Oh, that big
baldheaded woman ♪
779
00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:19,889
♪ With a tattoo
on her face ♪
780
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:23,793
♪ Who swears she was abducted
by a man from outer space ♪
781
00:54:25,495 --> 00:54:28,765
♪ But then there's Oprah
Phil and Sally ♪
782
00:54:28,798 --> 00:54:32,068
♪ And Jerry Springer too
783
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:36,406
♪ A little dose
of talk-show hosts
won't seem quite as blue ♪
784
00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:39,843
♪ 'Cause if that's the world
or part of it ♪
785
00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:42,445
♪ Where madams
are sometimes sirs ♪
786
00:54:42,479 --> 00:54:45,048
♪ You'll quit complaining
Things could be worse ♪
787
00:54:45,081 --> 00:54:48,718
♪ Those calamities
could be yours ♪♪
788
00:54:48,752 --> 00:54:51,621
[ Cheering ]
789
00:54:53,523 --> 00:54:55,692
Thank you very much.
790
00:54:55,725 --> 00:54:58,495
Thank you.
Thank you.
791
00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:04,968
Ooh.
You see ?
That wasn't so bad.
792
00:55:05,001 --> 00:55:09,005
Everything was all right ?
I loved it.
I heard every word.
793
00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:12,409
Jerry, can I have
your autograph for my baby ?
794
00:55:12,442 --> 00:55:14,611
Sure.
Love to.
795
00:55:18,515 --> 00:55:21,418
- You want me to sign
your stomach ?
- Yeah.
796
00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:26,756
[ Mel ]
Don't press too hard.
Thanks.
797
00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:30,593
We watch your show every night.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
798
00:55:30,627 --> 00:55:32,696
Did you feel that ?
He just kicked !
799
00:55:33,863 --> 00:55:36,633
I seem to have
that effect on people.
800
00:55:38,702 --> 00:55:41,504
Honey, don't let it
get to you.
801
00:55:41,538 --> 00:55:46,843
- He a dog.
- That's why we here
in the first place.
802
00:55:46,876 --> 00:55:50,780
Come on. Get your ass
out of bed and
come dancin' with us.
803
00:55:50,814 --> 00:55:54,184
What part of "no"
don't you understand ?
804
00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:56,653
I ain't in the mood.
805
00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:59,089
I just wanna
wash my hair.
806
00:55:59,122 --> 00:56:01,191
Get in the mood.
Jerry flew us out here
to have fun,
807
00:56:01,224 --> 00:56:03,793
not to be boo-hooin'
in no hotel room all night.
808
00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:06,496
Come on, girl.
Get your flow on.
809
00:56:09,232 --> 00:56:11,501
We will whoop his ass
on the show
real good, honey.
810
00:56:11,534 --> 00:56:14,938
Show the whole world
what a dirty dog he is.
811
00:56:14,971 --> 00:56:18,541
Come on, Star
Come on, Star.
Come on, Star.
812
00:56:18,575 --> 00:56:20,176
For real ?
813
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,879
Shine !
Come on, girl.
Get movin', girl.
814
00:56:22,912 --> 00:56:26,983
We ain't got all night.
This thing's gonna blow up.
All right.
815
00:56:27,016 --> 00:56:30,954
I'm only gonna stay out
a little 'cause I'm gonna
get to bed early. Okay.
816
00:56:30,987 --> 00:56:32,889
One drink.
817
00:56:55,779 --> 00:56:59,616
Hey, there. Hi.
Buy you a drink ?
818
00:56:59,649 --> 00:57:01,684
Thank you !
Jack Daniel's, rocks.
819
00:57:01,718 --> 00:57:05,989
Jack Daniel's on the rocks
for the lady.
820
00:57:06,022 --> 00:57:09,959
So... what brings you
to L.A. ?
821
00:57:09,993 --> 00:57:14,631
- They flew me out here
to be on a TV show.
- Really ? You're an actress.
822
00:57:14,664 --> 00:57:18,568
Mmm-hmm.
The special guest star.
The whole episode's about me.
823
00:57:18,601 --> 00:57:21,671
That's very impressive.
824
00:57:21,704 --> 00:57:24,007
So you'll call me ?
825
00:57:25,642 --> 00:57:28,778
Yeah.
I'll call you.
826
00:57:31,047 --> 00:57:34,717
[ Women's Voices ]
♪ Is it her
that you wanna be with ♪
827
00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:38,288
♪ Is it her
that you're making
some talk show shhh ♪
828
00:57:38,321 --> 00:57:43,026
♪ I made the bed this mornin'
829
00:57:43,059 --> 00:57:47,130
♪ Come home later and
there's new sheets on there ♪
830
00:57:47,163 --> 00:57:50,567
♪ You're gonna lose the one
you're with ♪
831
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,171
♪ You're coming in
some talk show shhh ♪
832
00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:58,975
Can I get some whiskey ?
Your cheapest whiskey ?
833
00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:03,079
♪ You've got
our business sold up
in the streets, cheatin' ♪
834
00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:06,316
♪ He say, she say
835
00:58:06,349 --> 00:58:10,854
♪ Everyone knows
It's like we're on TV ♪♪
836
00:58:19,963 --> 00:58:23,633
There's a lot of shows
shot in L.A.
What's the name of it ?
837
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:27,203
I told you,
I can't remember the name.
What do you mean ?
838
00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:30,073
Excuse me.
There's somebody out there
I'd really like to say hello to.
839
00:58:30,106 --> 00:58:32,809
Thank you very much
for the drink.
840
00:58:32,842 --> 00:58:35,011
[ Laughing ]
Hey !
841
00:58:35,044 --> 00:58:37,881
Tall, dark
and handsome !
842
00:58:37,914 --> 00:58:41,584
Oh, I just love a big man
with muscles.
843
00:58:41,618 --> 00:58:45,021
Yeah. I gotta get goin'.
Starletta's up there
waiting for me.
844
00:58:45,054 --> 00:58:48,157
Hey, you ever fuck a girl
and her mama
on the same night ?
845
00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:50,660
Mmm.
846
00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:54,130
If you thought
she was a good fuck,
you ain't seen nothing yet.
847
00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:59,168
You've had a whole lot
to drink tonight.
Maybe you better sleep it off.
848
00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,738
You know ?
849
00:59:01,771 --> 00:59:03,606
'Cause you got
a big day tomorrow, right ?
850
00:59:06,175 --> 00:59:08,077
Good night.
851
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:13,349
Demond, wait.
852
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:17,220
Just lay next to me,
853
00:59:17,253 --> 00:59:19,689
and hold me.
854
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:22,959
Maybe tell me
I'm pretty ?
855
00:59:22,992 --> 00:59:25,595
We ain't gotta have sex.
856
00:59:29,999 --> 00:59:31,935
Come here.
857
00:59:35,438 --> 00:59:39,676
[ Man ]
♪ Oh, ah-ha
858
00:59:39,709 --> 00:59:42,145
♪ Yeah
859
00:59:42,178 --> 00:59:45,949
You really think
you can get me a signed
head shot of George ?
860
00:59:45,982 --> 00:59:49,886
Ah, yeah.
I'll see what I can do.
861
00:59:51,788 --> 00:59:54,757
♪ Yeah, ah-ha
862
00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:57,293
♪ Yeah, yeah, oh-oh
863
00:59:57,327 --> 01:00:01,898
♪ It's just the feel thing
864
01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:04,300
♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm
865
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:08,438
♪ Just the way
I feel for ya ♪
866
01:00:08,471 --> 01:00:13,409
♪ I won't find another
feel thing ♪
867
01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:16,412
♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm
868
01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:20,783
♪ Just the way
I feel for ya ♪
869
01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:23,920
Come here, pretty lady.
870
01:00:26,322 --> 01:00:29,292
Give me a hug.
871
01:00:29,325 --> 01:00:32,962
♪ Yeah, yeah
Uh-huh ♪
872
01:00:40,069 --> 01:00:45,842
Of course I want you to go,
if that's what's worrying you.
Please don't think--
873
01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,477
[ Man On TV Indistinct ]
874
01:00:47,510 --> 01:00:51,481
I knew you'd want me
to take the job, sure.
875
01:00:51,514 --> 01:00:57,453
Judy, let's get married
right away, tonight.
876
01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:00,823
I'll be able to send for you
in three months.
I'll call you then.
877
01:01:02,225 --> 01:01:04,193
[ Knocking ]
878
01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:06,696
Why the rush
to get married now ?
879
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,935
Can I come in ?
880
01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:18,074
You've been drinkin' !
Um, yeah.
881
01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:21,144
You don't drink !
Well, I did tonight.
882
01:01:25,248 --> 01:01:27,450
[ Laughing ]
883
01:01:27,483 --> 01:01:32,889
♪ Hey, mmm-mmm-mmm
884
01:01:32,922 --> 01:01:36,459
♪ Just the way
I feel for ya ♪
885
01:01:36,492 --> 01:01:38,828
♪ I won't find another
886
01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:42,432
[ Laughing ]
Girl, they be dancing
with each other.
887
01:01:42,465 --> 01:01:45,101
I don't like that.
I don't want a woman dancin'
with me.
888
01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:47,537
Mmm.
889
01:01:47,570 --> 01:01:50,139
I'm gonna sleep
so good tonight.
890
01:01:50,173 --> 01:01:52,475
We shouldn't have
stayed out that late.
891
01:01:52,508 --> 01:01:55,378
We shouldn't have stayed
out late, and shouldn't have
gone out with them boys.
892
01:01:55,411 --> 01:01:57,980
That's what
we should've done !
893
01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:04,487
♪ It's just the feel thing
894
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:08,491
♪ Oh-oh
I'm nobody ♪♪
895
01:02:14,864 --> 01:02:17,967
Mmm-hmm ?
What ? Her ?
896
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,203
She ain't nothing
but a friend.
897
01:02:20,236 --> 01:02:24,040
All we did was hang out,
did a little dancin',
and that's about it.
898
01:02:24,073 --> 01:02:26,142
There wasn't nothing more
than that, all right ?
899
01:02:26,175 --> 01:02:29,112
Ain't no reason for you
to tell Starletta,
all right ?
900
01:02:29,145 --> 01:02:32,315
[ Elevator Bell Rings ]
Mmm-mmm.
901
01:02:32,348 --> 01:02:34,884
All right ?
902
01:02:35,551 --> 01:02:37,854
Please ?
903
01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:42,158
[ Laughing ]
Uh-uh, y'all, wait.
904
01:02:42,191 --> 01:02:47,196
'Cause I cannot wait to hear
Demond's little excuse.
Y'all know he stayed out.
905
01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:49,432
I can't wait to hear either.
906
01:02:49,465 --> 01:02:51,501
All right.
These look real ?
907
01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:54,837
Dolly Parton
better watch out !
908
01:02:54,871 --> 01:02:58,407
Make 'em bigger.
Uh-uh,
I be like Janet.
909
01:02:58,441 --> 01:03:00,409
[ Giggling ]
910
01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:03,412
- Shut up.
- Get some toilet tissue.
911
01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,481
Get me that tissue
out of the bathroom.
I'm gonna fix it.
912
01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:09,318
Think I should put
some tissue in mine too ?
You need somethin'.
913
01:03:09,352 --> 01:03:11,454
[ Laughing ]
914
01:03:11,487 --> 01:03:15,625
It was a beautiful night
so I decided to take a walk.
Mm-hmm.
915
01:03:15,658 --> 01:03:20,163
I saw this sign that said
"All night Bible study"--
[ Laughing ]
916
01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:23,166
So I decided to go.
Mm-hmm.
917
01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:26,502
Baby, I ain't
making this up.
918
01:03:27,970 --> 01:03:31,941
[ Laughing ]
"All night Bible study."
919
01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:34,377
When did he leave ?
Yesterday.
920
01:03:34,410 --> 01:03:36,479
Oh, God !
We're still gonna
get to do it, right ?
921
01:03:36,512 --> 01:03:40,416
Yeah, but I don't want
your segment to lag.
922
01:03:40,449 --> 01:03:43,319
You don't have to worry.
We have got plenty
to talk about.
923
01:03:43,352 --> 01:03:45,855
We lost the stepdaddy
in "I Slept
with My Stepdaddy."
924
01:03:48,457 --> 01:03:51,360
Claire, it's Troy.
I wanted to leave you
a message and tell you...
925
01:03:51,394 --> 01:03:54,297
what a phenomenal time
I had last night.
926
01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:56,899
I hope to see you soon.
927
01:04:03,639 --> 01:04:08,144
We're still gonna get
to do it, right ?
Yeah.
I'm gonna juggle things around.
928
01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,613
I need you guys
to get into makeup now.
929
01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:15,084
Damn it, damn it !
930
01:04:15,117 --> 01:04:18,087
Please fill the seats
in the back rows first.
931
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,692
We lost the stepdaddy
in "I Slept with My Stepdaddy."
932
01:04:22,725 --> 01:04:27,263
Do we have enough
to cover it ?
I'm working on it.
933
01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,398
I gotta get back
on the set.
We'll talk later.
934
01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:32,468
All right.
Have a good show, Jerry.
Okay.
935
01:04:32,501 --> 01:04:36,038
It's like we're movie stars,
isn't it, Angel baby ?
936
01:04:39,475 --> 01:04:41,644
Wait a minute !
937
01:04:41,677 --> 01:04:45,147
I can't believe
we're here.
938
01:04:45,181 --> 01:04:47,984
Y'all didn't say nothin'
to Starletta, did you ?
939
01:04:48,017 --> 01:04:52,989
You hear something ?
Sounds like a scraggly-assed
junkyard hound dog to me.
940
01:04:53,022 --> 01:04:55,458
You want to sit here ?
Where we gonna sit ?
Wow.
941
01:04:55,491 --> 01:04:59,629
So, Connie,
what did it feel like
when you found out...
942
01:04:59,662 --> 01:05:04,066
your little girl here
was having a sexual relationship
with your husband ?
943
01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:07,270
It was the worst day
of my life.
Good.
944
01:05:07,303 --> 01:05:10,973
And, Angel, you must've been
real pissed when you found out
your mom...
945
01:05:11,007 --> 01:05:14,176
was having a sexual relationship
with your fiance, right ?
946
01:05:14,210 --> 01:05:17,113
I didn't give a shit really.
I mean--
947
01:05:17,146 --> 01:05:22,218
It's--
I was really pissed.
948
01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:27,523
Okay. Willie, I'll bet
you were hurt and angry...
949
01:05:27,556 --> 01:05:30,726
when you found out
your fiancee was sleeping
with her stepfather.
950
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,496
Am I right ?
951
01:05:33,529 --> 01:05:36,632
[ Groans ]
Willie ?
952
01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:42,171
[ Willie Vomiting ] Lord.
953
01:05:42,204 --> 01:05:46,642
[ Chanting ]
Jerry ! Jerry !
Jerry ! Jerry !
954
01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:50,279
[ Chanting Continues ]
955
01:05:52,548 --> 01:05:55,418
[ Chanting Continues ]
Places, everyone.
956
01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:58,387
Break a leg, baby.
That's what they say,
isn't it ?
957
01:05:58,421 --> 01:06:00,690
Mm-hmm.
958
01:06:03,092 --> 01:06:06,128
- I'm telling 'em everything.
- No, you are not.
959
01:06:06,162 --> 01:06:09,131
I am.
960
01:06:09,165 --> 01:06:11,233
I am.
961
01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:17,540
We need everyone
in places.
962
01:06:17,573 --> 01:06:20,042
Okay.
963
01:06:20,076 --> 01:06:22,345
Okay, everybody, set.
Let's get ready to go.
964
01:06:23,546 --> 01:06:26,248
Okay, baby ?
965
01:06:26,282 --> 01:06:28,718
What did he say
to upset you so much ?
966
01:06:28,751 --> 01:06:31,187
[ Audience Chanting, Cheering ]
967
01:06:33,255 --> 01:06:35,224
Five.
968
01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:37,293
Four.
969
01:06:37,326 --> 01:06:40,162
[ Cheering ]
970
01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:52,408
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
971
01:06:52,441 --> 01:06:56,278
Thanks a lot.
Thanks very much.
972
01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:58,314
I'd like
to welcome everybody.
Thank you.
973
01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:01,684
You're very nice.
Welcome. We've got
a great show today.
974
01:07:01,717 --> 01:07:05,321
It is...
"I Slept with My Stepdaddy."
975
01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:07,590
Oooh.
976
01:07:07,623 --> 01:07:10,459
And Mom's pretty ticked.
977
01:07:10,493 --> 01:07:13,662
We've got a great show.
Let's get right to it !
[ Cheering ]
978
01:07:19,168 --> 01:07:22,705
[ Angel On TV ]
First it was no big deal.
979
01:07:22,738 --> 01:07:25,574
Just blow jobs
when my mom would be out
playing bingo.
980
01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:29,412
After a while, we fell in love.
You did what
with my husband ?
981
01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:33,315
In my own home ?
982
01:07:33,349 --> 01:07:35,618
That's "a" ass kicking.
You know what I'm saying ?
983
01:07:35,651 --> 01:07:38,320
Let me see
if I got this right.
Angel is your fiancee.
984
01:07:38,354 --> 01:07:40,790
And when Connie found out
that her daughter...
985
01:07:40,823 --> 01:07:43,592
was having a relationship
with her husband,
986
01:07:43,626 --> 01:07:45,761
she began to have
a sexual relationship with you ?
987
01:07:48,431 --> 01:07:51,434
- To teach her a lesson.
- Right.
988
01:07:51,467 --> 01:07:54,670
[ Jerry ]
So you willingly...
989
01:07:54,703 --> 01:07:59,175
had sex
with your fiancee's mother,
and that doesn't bother you ?
990
01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:02,378
Why not ? I'm sure as shit
not having sex with my fiancee.
991
01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:07,149
Look at her ass.
I know she ain't.
She ain't no--
992
01:08:07,183 --> 01:08:09,452
I know you ain't lookin'
that hard.
She ain't no vir--
993
01:08:09,485 --> 01:08:11,787
- Me and Angel
have never had sex.
- Willie !
994
01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:14,723
- Never ?
- Never.
995
01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:18,494
She wants to marry me
because she's pregnant
with her stepdaddy's baby.
996
01:08:18,527 --> 01:08:22,264
[ Audience Groaning ]
997
01:08:22,298 --> 01:08:25,768
She's afraid everyone's
gonna find out about it.
998
01:08:27,336 --> 01:08:29,939
Since I got a good job
at Wal-Mart in Lakeland,
999
01:08:29,972 --> 01:08:33,375
she thinks we can raise a baby,
and everyone will think
it's ours.
1000
01:08:33,409 --> 01:08:34,877
Motherfucker !
1001
01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:50,593
Shit !
You're pregnant
with Rusty's baby ?
1002
01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:54,263
Don't be looking at me
like that. You're the one
that stole my diaphragm.
1003
01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:56,465
[ Angel ]
It's true, Jerry.
1004
01:08:56,499 --> 01:08:59,201
When my mother started having
an affair with my fiance,
1005
01:08:59,235 --> 01:09:01,770
she borrowed my clothes
and my diaphragm.
1006
01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:03,706
That's sick.
1007
01:09:03,739 --> 01:09:05,808
White people are nasty.
1008
01:09:05,841 --> 01:09:10,513
No. Sick is coming to your show
in L.A., and to catch her
having sex with him.
1009
01:09:10,546 --> 01:09:13,616
[ Audience Groaning ]
1010
01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:17,219
Wait. Hold up.
Did you see the two of them
having sex ?
1011
01:09:18,654 --> 01:09:20,623
No, wait.
Hey, hey, hey.
1012
01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:23,325
[ Audience Cheering ]
1013
01:09:31,867 --> 01:09:33,602
Let go of me !
1014
01:09:33,636 --> 01:09:37,540
Come on. You can't--
Calm down.
1015
01:09:37,573 --> 01:09:42,444
You stinkin' dog.
You ain't never gettin'
no more of this !
1016
01:09:42,478 --> 01:09:45,314
You need to quit.
Wookie-looking
little motherfucker.
1017
01:09:45,347 --> 01:09:47,483
Please, everybody.
1018
01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:50,586
Don't talk that shit.
What shit ?
We ain't talkin' shit.
1019
01:09:50,619 --> 01:09:53,722
Don't call at my house.
I'm tired of denying you.
1020
01:09:53,756 --> 01:09:57,293
You stinkin' dog !
You stick it anywhere,
don't you ?
1021
01:09:57,326 --> 01:09:59,461
Calm down.
You can't be attacking
our guest.
1022
01:09:59,495 --> 01:10:01,830
You know better than that.
Particularly a pregnant one.
1023
01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,300
Everybody calm down.
You okay ?
1024
01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:06,702
All right, go ahead.
1025
01:10:06,735 --> 01:10:08,737
Don't look at me.
Mama--
1026
01:10:08,771 --> 01:10:10,940
I said,
don't look at me !
1027
01:10:10,973 --> 01:10:13,809
Jerry,
give me that microphone.
1028
01:10:13,842 --> 01:10:16,946
Me and Vonda saw Demond
last night with her !
1029
01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:19,982
Yeah, it was her !
1030
01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:23,719
You had sex with Demond
last night ?
Of course not, baby.
1031
01:10:23,752 --> 01:10:27,556
She's lyin', 'cause me and
Leshawnette saw them kissing
at 3:00 in the mornin'.
1032
01:10:29,825 --> 01:10:32,695
Y'all sure ?
Hold my shit.
Yeah !
1033
01:10:40,636 --> 01:10:43,706
Child molester !
What's up with you ?
1034
01:10:43,739 --> 01:10:47,509
Old as you are,
acting like
a broke-ass Tammy Bakker.
1035
01:10:47,543 --> 01:10:50,012
Broke Wal-Mart Bitch !
1036
01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:53,716
I can't believe you fucked him.
You knew I liked him,
and went after him anyway.
1037
01:10:53,749 --> 01:10:56,418
You are always going after
my boyfriends.
1038
01:10:56,452 --> 01:10:59,755
You told your mom you liked him
when you're engaged to me ?
1039
01:10:59,788 --> 01:11:01,690
- Shut up !
- [ Starletta ] You bitch !
1040
01:11:06,895 --> 01:11:09,898
[ Audience Chanting ]
Jerry ! Jerry !
Jerry ! Jerry !
1041
01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:11,433
Freaks.
1042
01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,571
Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry !
1043
01:11:15,604 --> 01:11:17,640
What ?
That's bullshit.
1044
01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:21,377
That ain't no bullshit.
You know what the bullshit is ?
1045
01:11:21,410 --> 01:11:24,480
Is your ass talking about
you was at Bible class.
1046
01:11:24,513 --> 01:11:27,383
What the hell was you thinkin' ?
You wanted a double scoop
of skank ?
1047
01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:29,785
Was that it ?
1048
01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:33,022
I hope you wore six condoms.
Better yet,
did you wear a body condom ?
1049
01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:35,991
You wear a condom
on your tongue ? Huh ?
1050
01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:39,028
You ain't gotta worry
about touching me.
1051
01:11:39,061 --> 01:11:41,363
- Fuck you !
- Don't you touch my man !
1052
01:11:41,397 --> 01:11:45,067
Don't you touch my man !
Get your hands off my man !
1053
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:48,837
[ Audience Chanting ]
Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry !
1054
01:11:48,871 --> 01:11:51,907
Let me go.
Fuck you !
1055
01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,942
[ Chanting Continues ]
1056
01:11:56,612 --> 01:12:01,717
[ Angel ]
Get the fuck off of me !
You started it.
1057
01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:05,788
He didn't start nothin' !
1058
01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:09,892
There you go,
taking my fiance's side.
Why don't you fuck him here ?
1059
01:12:09,925 --> 01:12:12,895
Bitch !
1060
01:12:12,928 --> 01:12:15,130
You're never
comin' back home.
1061
01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:18,600
Fuck you. This is my baby.
I'll take my baby
and go somewhere else.
1062
01:12:18,634 --> 01:12:21,737
You are not my daughter.
I'll take your damn husband,
bitch.
1063
01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:24,473
[ Angel ]
Fuck you.
1064
01:12:37,453 --> 01:12:40,789
[ Connie ]
You piece of white
fuckin' trash.
1065
01:12:43,492 --> 01:12:46,061
I'll be back with
a personal observation
after this word.
1066
01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:48,697
Crazy bitches.
1067
01:13:06,648 --> 01:13:11,453
[ Angel ] Well, you did it,
got me on TV.
Hope you're fuckin' happy.
1068
01:13:11,487 --> 01:13:15,057
[ Natalie ] Let me get you
a glass of water. Thanks.
1069
01:13:21,830 --> 01:13:24,032
[ Connie ]
I want
to say something.
1070
01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:26,802
And saying
something like this
doesn't come easy to me,
1071
01:13:26,835 --> 01:13:29,972
so I'm just gonna say it
up front.
1072
01:13:30,005 --> 01:13:33,442
All right ?
Okay.
1073
01:13:40,716 --> 01:13:44,086
I had no business
getting pregnant at 15.
1074
01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:46,955
But it happened,
and I dealt with it.
1075
01:13:46,989 --> 01:13:49,758
I never regretted it
for a minute,
not even a second.
1076
01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:52,528
You know that,
Angel baby.
I know it.
1077
01:13:52,561 --> 01:13:54,830
It's just that...
1078
01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:58,767
a parent ought to have
a world view,
1079
01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:01,570
a belief, a structure--
1080
01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:04,840
I don't know what the word is.
Just something to pass on
down to her kid.
1081
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:10,145
I didn't have none of that
to pass on down to you.
1082
01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,915
All I'm trying to say...
1083
01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:18,220
is that a parent wants
to get better for a little girl.
1084
01:14:18,253 --> 01:14:21,056
Sometimes that just ain't
too easy.
1085
01:14:23,859 --> 01:14:26,195
I done some things
I don't understand.
1086
01:14:26,228 --> 01:14:28,964
I don't think anybody'd
understand it.
1087
01:14:28,997 --> 01:14:33,235
Sometimes I lay at night
in bed and I'm thinkin',
1088
01:14:33,268 --> 01:14:36,572
"Some of the things
you done to Angel ain't right."
1089
01:14:36,605 --> 01:14:39,775
And you know it !
1090
01:14:39,808 --> 01:14:43,779
I don't know why I did
some of the things I done,
but I am sorry.
1091
01:14:43,812 --> 01:14:47,316
Very truly deeply from
the bottom of my heart sorry.
1092
01:14:47,349 --> 01:14:49,551
I mean it.
1093
01:14:49,585 --> 01:14:51,820
I know it.
1094
01:14:51,854 --> 01:14:53,989
I promise
I'm going to do better.
1095
01:14:54,022 --> 01:14:56,124
I ain't gonna be crazy
like I've been.
1096
01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,827
Those days are over for me.
I'm sick of it.
1097
01:14:58,861 --> 01:15:00,796
I'm gonna be better.
You'll see.
1098
01:15:01,964 --> 01:15:04,233
I believe you.
1099
01:15:04,266 --> 01:15:07,836
Okay, I got you some water.
Can me and my daughter
have a moment alone ?
1100
01:15:10,205 --> 01:15:14,176
Just be a minute.
[ Door Closes ]
1101
01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:15,978
What you gonna do ?
1102
01:15:19,047 --> 01:15:21,717
I don't know.
Have it ?
1103
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:23,652
I don't know.
1104
01:15:25,787 --> 01:15:28,590
Fact that it's Rusty's...
1105
01:15:28,624 --> 01:15:31,827
don't make it any easier.
I know it.
1106
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:35,864
Not that I'm passing judgment,
'cause I'm in no position
to pass judgment.
1107
01:15:38,767 --> 01:15:43,739
Why don't we think on it
a little bit ?
Decide what's best.
1108
01:15:43,772 --> 01:15:46,642
We don't have
a whole lot of time.
1109
01:15:46,675 --> 01:15:48,810
Yeah, I know it.
1110
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:51,346
But...
it'll come to us.
1111
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,682
You'll see.
1112
01:15:57,786 --> 01:15:59,855
I feel better.
1113
01:16:06,695 --> 01:16:10,332
All things considered, Mama,
1114
01:16:10,365 --> 01:16:14,202
I think you done
a real good job raising me.
1115
01:16:14,236 --> 01:16:17,606
Thank you, sweetheart.
I tried
the best I could.
1116
01:16:26,315 --> 01:16:28,050
Let's get the guests
in their seats,
calm the audience down.
1117
01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:31,653
[ Director ]
Get ready for Jerry.
1118
01:16:31,687 --> 01:16:36,391
You know, it's hard
to know what to do
when you're angry.
1119
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:40,028
You saw today people
who had difficulty
expressing that anger.
1120
01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:42,965
What we saw
was a pitiful bunch of sinners !
1121
01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:45,434
All of you
are the scum of the earth !
1122
01:16:45,467 --> 01:16:49,137
The worst America has to offer.
You're gonna go straight
to hell.
1123
01:16:49,171 --> 01:16:52,407
- You're pathetic, miserable
excuses for the human species.
- Have a seat. That's enough.
1124
01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:54,409
I'm not even sure
you're a part
of the human species.
1125
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:56,278
You're no better
than a pack of wild animals.
1126
01:16:56,311 --> 01:16:58,080
Hell no !
1127
01:16:58,113 --> 01:17:00,248
Hey, just sit down.
1128
01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:04,119
You should be ashamed.
These people don't belong
on TV.
1129
01:17:04,152 --> 01:17:06,288
You keep ragging
on these people.
Let me tell you something.
1130
01:17:06,321 --> 01:17:09,424
The rich and famous
go on television
every single day.
1131
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:13,195
They reveal intimate,
lurid details
of their private lives.
1132
01:17:13,228 --> 01:17:15,998
They tell us
who they sleep with,
what drugs they're on.
1133
01:17:16,031 --> 01:17:19,001
And we can't get enough
of it !
We just love that stuff !
1134
01:17:19,034 --> 01:17:21,303
Now, these people
come on.
1135
01:17:21,336 --> 01:17:23,972
They're not rich.
They're not powerful.
1136
01:17:24,006 --> 01:17:27,142
They're not famous.
They're talking about
the exact same issues.
1137
01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:28,844
They don't speak
the King's English.
1138
01:17:28,877 --> 01:17:31,480
They don't belong to your
fine, fancy neighborhoods
and country clubs.
1139
01:17:31,513 --> 01:17:33,782
- But you know what ?
- Tell him, Jerry.
1140
01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:38,153
They hurt just as much.
And what are they now,
the scum of the earth...
1141
01:17:38,186 --> 01:17:41,857
because they don't have
your money, your power
and your elitism ?
1142
01:17:41,890 --> 01:17:43,759
How dare
they go on television !
1143
01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:46,862
I got a program note
for you, buddy.
1144
01:17:46,895 --> 01:17:49,398
This is a slice
of American life.
1145
01:17:49,431 --> 01:17:53,235
And if you don't like it,
bite something else.
1146
01:17:53,268 --> 01:17:56,138
[ Audience Cheering ]
1147
01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:58,940
Jerry ! Jerry !
1148
01:17:58,974 --> 01:18:01,877
- Whoo !
- Jerry ! Jerry !
1149
01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:05,013
[ Audience Cheering, Chanting ]
Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry !
1150
01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:29,037
You're so lucky.
Yo, word is bond, kid.
1151
01:18:29,071 --> 01:18:33,008
Little ladies, the show's
not until tomorrow, so take
tonight to think about it.
1152
01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:37,279
No. We done made up our minds.
We ain't doin' the show.
Hello.
1153
01:18:37,312 --> 01:18:41,950
Why not ?
'Cause...
they ain't no traitors.
1154
01:18:43,218 --> 01:18:46,922
Y'all my girls.
Girl, look at you !
1155
01:18:48,256 --> 01:18:51,793
Oh, man !
You give her a hug,
you ain't--
1156
01:18:51,827 --> 01:18:54,362
I'm serious.
I love my girls.
1157
01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:57,099
What about Demond ?
Fuck Demond, girl.
1158
01:18:57,132 --> 01:18:58,934
It's about us.
Fuck him.
1159
01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:00,969
[ Vonda ]
We going out tonight ?
1160
01:19:01,002 --> 01:19:03,004
Yeah !
1161
01:19:04,272 --> 01:19:06,007
[ All Chattering ]
1162
01:19:14,516 --> 01:19:17,519
Let's say good-bye
to Jerry.
You think ?
1163
01:19:17,552 --> 01:19:19,921
Oh, yeah.
Come on, let's go.
1164
01:19:22,557 --> 01:19:25,994
[ Mel ] You've always been
a populist, Jerry.
Some things don't change.
1165
01:19:26,027 --> 01:19:30,098
Remember when my mom and dad
came to visit us when we
first started doing the show ?
1166
01:19:30,132 --> 01:19:33,235
Yep.
They were very proud of you.
[ Jerry ] Why not ?
1167
01:19:33,268 --> 01:19:38,340
I had already been a mayor,
was a news anchor.
1168
01:19:38,373 --> 01:19:41,977
I was going to be
the next Walter Cronkite.
1169
01:19:42,010 --> 01:19:46,214
My name means something
a lot different now
than it did back then.
1170
01:19:46,248 --> 01:19:50,485
[ Natalie ]
Ah, Jer, you always land
on your feet.
1171
01:19:50,519 --> 01:19:52,854
He's in there.
All of a sudden I'm nervous.
1172
01:19:52,888 --> 01:19:55,857
You're going in there.
I'm not doing it.
You said you were.
1173
01:19:55,891 --> 01:19:58,026
I know, I know.
I'll do it.
1174
01:20:00,929 --> 01:20:04,166
Jerry, I'm sorry
to interrupt.
1175
01:20:04,199 --> 01:20:08,069
My daughter and me
were wonderin' if you'd pose
in a picture with us ?
1176
01:20:08,103 --> 01:20:10,071
Ah... sure.
1177
01:20:10,105 --> 01:20:13,341
Oh, thanks !
We'll only be a minute.
1178
01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:16,244
We did bring the camera
from the hotel, didn't we ?
1179
01:20:16,278 --> 01:20:18,980
I think so.
What bag did you put it in ?
I thought in this one.
1180
01:20:19,014 --> 01:20:21,149
It's not in mine.
Oh, here it is.
1181
01:20:21,183 --> 01:20:24,219
- Why don't I take it ?
- Oh, thank you, sugar.
1182
01:20:24,252 --> 01:20:27,455
All you have to do
is press that button.
1183
01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:30,125
You don't got to focus it
or none of that.
All right.
1184
01:20:30,158 --> 01:20:32,327
Why don't you guys
get together ?
1185
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,529
Okay, we'll stand here.
1186
01:20:34,563 --> 01:20:37,532
[ Mel ]
Say "Velveeta."
One, two, three.
1187
01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:41,236
I think I might've blinked.
Could you take another one ?
Sure.
1188
01:20:42,938 --> 01:20:47,008
[ Mel ]
Cheesecake. Great.
1189
01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:51,012
- There you go.
- Thank you so much.
1190
01:20:51,046 --> 01:20:52,647
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
1191
01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:55,083
Sure, absolutely.
1192
01:20:55,116 --> 01:20:58,520
[ Mel ]
Bye, ladies.
Have a good trip back.
1193
01:20:58,553 --> 01:21:01,590
Oy vay,
huh ?
What a business.
1194
01:21:01,623 --> 01:21:04,626
Have a nice day.
All right.
1195
01:21:08,096 --> 01:21:13,201
You're still bein' a dog !
Wait, you can take his off.
1196
01:21:15,270 --> 01:21:19,007
Ain't you the lonely one ?
[ Laughs ]
1197
01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:28,416
Come on, the coast is clear.
We've got time for one drink.
1198
01:21:28,450 --> 01:21:31,686
Look !
1199
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,089
[ Jerry On TV ]
Let me see
if I have this right.
1200
01:21:34,122 --> 01:21:38,260
You say that you
have sex with men while
you're dressed like a woman.
1201
01:21:38,293 --> 01:21:41,129
These guys have no idea
that you're really a man ?
1202
01:21:41,162 --> 01:21:44,466
[ Woman In Audience ]
No way !
1203
01:21:44,499 --> 01:21:48,003
I don't mean any disrespect,
but I find it hard to believe...
1204
01:21:48,036 --> 01:21:52,007
that somebody could
be having sex with you and
not realize you're really a guy.
1205
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,643
I had sex with one
of your staff members.
Why don't you ask him ?
1206
01:21:56,278 --> 01:22:00,415
Oh, my God !
1207
01:22:00,448 --> 01:22:04,119
Staff member ?
[ Charlie ]
Yeah, Troy Davenport.
1208
01:22:05,754 --> 01:22:08,490
I knew it !
I called it, didn't I, Mama ?
He's gay.
1209
01:22:08,523 --> 01:22:10,225
[ Connie ]
You did.
1210
01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:12,527
He met me as Claire,
and we had sex.
1211
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:14,496
He's a member of our staff.
Let's bring him out.
1212
01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:25,173
Troy !
Come on, buddy.
1213
01:22:25,206 --> 01:22:29,544
They need you in there.
Give me a break.
1214
01:22:29,577 --> 01:22:31,413
[ Audience Applauding ]
1215
01:22:42,424 --> 01:22:45,093
[ Both Squealing ]
1216
01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:47,462
Troy, is that true ?
1217
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,401
[ Laughing ]
1218
01:22:55,170 --> 01:22:57,706
Oh, my God !
1219
01:22:59,107 --> 01:23:01,443
E.R.,
my ass !
1220
01:23:06,214 --> 01:23:08,016
[ Both Laughing ]
1221
01:23:22,664 --> 01:23:26,067
[ Chanting ]
Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry !
1222
01:23:27,435 --> 01:23:31,573
Oh, my God.
1223
01:23:31,606 --> 01:23:36,311
Till next time,
take care of yourself...
and each other.
1224
01:23:36,344 --> 01:23:40,415
You too, Jerry.
Isn't he a sweet man ?
Just as sweet as can be.
1225
01:23:40,448 --> 01:23:44,219
And good looking too.
Yes, he is.
1226
01:23:44,252 --> 01:23:47,188
Can we have two Jack Daniel's
on the rocks, please ?
1227
01:23:49,224 --> 01:23:51,559
Maybe I shouldn't drink
now that I'm pregnant.
1228
01:23:51,593 --> 01:23:54,429
Hell, I drank
when I was pregnant with you.
You turned out all right.
1229
01:23:54,462 --> 01:23:57,799
I've been thinkin'.
1230
01:23:57,832 --> 01:24:01,836
I don't think you should
marry Willie. You and the baby
should stay with me.
1231
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:04,172
I was thinkin'
the same thing.
1232
01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:06,775
The baby belongs
with its mama and its grandma.
1233
01:24:06,808 --> 01:24:10,345
Oh, Lord.
I'm gonna be a grandma.
1234
01:24:10,378 --> 01:24:12,514
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
Hmm ?
1235
01:24:12,547 --> 01:24:15,650
We better get going.
It's getting close.
1236
01:24:15,683 --> 01:24:17,619
You know what ?
1237
01:24:17,652 --> 01:24:19,654
What ?
1238
01:24:19,687 --> 01:24:24,526
This is the first
family vacation we ever had.
We never got to do that.
1239
01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:27,162
All and all,
I think we done pretty good.
1240
01:24:27,195 --> 01:24:29,664
I agree.
1241
01:24:29,697 --> 01:24:32,801
All right.
1242
01:24:32,834 --> 01:24:36,638
Well, let's go, Angel baby.
1243
01:24:36,671 --> 01:24:39,441
We got a plane to catch.
1244
01:24:39,474 --> 01:24:42,744
[ Angel ]
I can't believe how small
that studio was.
1245
01:24:42,777 --> 01:24:45,380
It looks so much bigger
on TV.
1246
01:24:45,413 --> 01:24:48,149
Willie, let's go !
1247
01:24:51,419 --> 01:24:55,423
You got all that ?
There's one on the side
of the couch.
1248
01:24:59,227 --> 01:25:02,130
I'm ready to go home.
How about you ? You bet.
1249
01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:38,199
Them burgers
from that little
Clown Burger place !
1250
01:25:38,233 --> 01:25:40,768
They were very good.
Excellent.
1251
01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:46,975
♪ Oh, yeah
Cool ♪
1252
01:25:47,008 --> 01:25:49,477
Lord have mercy.
1253
01:25:49,511 --> 01:25:53,715
[ Angel ]
Jesus Christ has come
to the trailer park.
1254
01:25:53,748 --> 01:25:58,486
He's got
really big feet.
1255
01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:00,288
Hey, y'all my neighbors ?
1256
01:26:07,395 --> 01:26:08,396
Why, yes.
1257
01:26:10,498 --> 01:26:13,968
Hi.
My name's Angel.
I'm Connie.
1258
01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:17,405
Hi, Connie.
How are you ?
Very good.
1259
01:26:17,438 --> 01:26:21,409
I just moved in a minute ago.
Rented number two.
Did you really ?
1260
01:26:21,442 --> 01:26:25,380
We just came back
from a trip ourselves.
We were renting number three.
1261
01:26:25,413 --> 01:26:27,482
So we are neighbors !
We certainly are.
1262
01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:30,852
You want to help us
with the bags ?
I'd love to.
1263
01:26:30,885 --> 01:26:35,490
Aren't you sweet ?
You two pretty ladies.
1264
01:26:35,523 --> 01:26:39,527
Closed-Captioned By
Captions, Inc. Los Angeles
1265
01:26:41,429 --> 01:26:48,303
♪ Whoa, oh
1266
01:26:48,336 --> 01:26:51,839
♪ Oh, oh, oh
1267
01:26:55,543 --> 01:27:00,448
♪ The real one
1268
01:27:00,481 --> 01:27:05,787
♪ Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh ♪
1269
01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:08,456
♪ All you greatest defenders
scat fenders and sinners ♪
1270
01:27:08,489 --> 01:27:10,391
♪ Hundred dollar billers
and heavy hitters ♪
1271
01:27:10,425 --> 01:27:12,827
♪ Dime figures
Delicate nieces in my mind ♪
1272
01:27:12,860 --> 01:27:15,697
♪ Make my diamond shine
Then my eyes glitter ♪
1273
01:27:15,730 --> 01:27:17,899
♪ Perpetrators
and player haters ♪
1274
01:27:17,932 --> 01:27:19,968
♪ They can't fade us because
we two are the greatest ♪
1275
01:27:20,001 --> 01:27:22,503
♪ We got to let 'em have it
Face it ♪
1276
01:27:22,537 --> 01:27:24,672
♪ Bow down in the presence
of players
and kiss the carat ♪
1277
01:27:24,706 --> 01:27:26,941
♪ A wrist full of baggage
for all the maggots ♪
1278
01:27:26,975 --> 01:27:29,410
♪ I up and get embarrassed
Trick, get off my carriage ♪
1279
01:27:29,444 --> 01:27:32,780
♪ Uncut, no lie
Straight off the key ♪
1280
01:27:32,814 --> 01:27:36,517
♪ Hundred percent "G"
Who's putting me down
on Miami's behalf ♪
1281
01:27:36,551 --> 01:27:38,519
♪ Home of the nickel pooch
and the raw half ♪
1282
01:27:38,553 --> 01:27:40,755
♪ Everywhere we go
the impression's felt ♪
1283
01:27:40,788 --> 01:27:43,491
♪ The room's stamped
in the bag ♪
1284
01:27:43,524 --> 01:27:45,793
♪ Gang in the back
Sun roof top ♪
1285
01:27:45,827 --> 01:27:48,429
♪ We want to see
where the gang should be ♪
1286
01:27:48,463 --> 01:27:52,800
♪ The real one
Ha, what, real one
Ha, what ♪
1287
01:27:52,834 --> 01:27:55,370
♪ Gang in the back
Sun roof top ♪
1288
01:27:55,403 --> 01:27:57,372
♪ We want to see
where the gang should be ♪
1289
01:27:57,405 --> 01:28:02,043
♪ The real one
Ha, what, real one
Ha, what ♪
1290
01:28:02,076 --> 01:28:04,512
♪ It's '98 player
Check your game ♪
1291
01:28:04,545 --> 01:28:06,681
♪ Make sure them young boys
respect your name ♪
1292
01:28:06,714 --> 01:28:08,850
♪ Keep your heat at arm's reach
cocked and ready ♪
1293
01:28:08,883 --> 01:28:11,352
♪ 'Cause the streets will catch
you slippin'
and rock you steady ♪
1294
01:28:11,386 --> 01:28:13,354
♪ Watch your back
with your homies
that you feel is real ♪
1295
01:28:13,388 --> 01:28:15,123
♪ Your homeboys
from your crew, yeah ♪
1296
01:28:15,156 --> 01:28:16,758
♪ Them the ones that do you
and the suckers that got
the player hater venom ♪
1297
01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:20,962
♪ Hey, the venom
I wanna take 'em outside
and land slugs up in 'em ♪
1298
01:28:20,995 --> 01:28:22,964
♪ But that's trippin'
and that ain't my sport ♪
1299
01:28:22,997 --> 01:28:24,766
♪ I'd rather lay up in my crib
than to rob the poor ♪
1300
01:28:24,799 --> 01:28:28,703
♪ I sent my dozen on the street
Bump my base, 'cause when
I'm twistin' my duff ♪
1301
01:28:28,736 --> 01:28:30,905
♪ Can't nobody compete
Imagine this ♪
1302
01:28:30,938 --> 01:28:33,007
♪ A hundred "G" laps
on your wrist
Imagine this ♪
1303
01:28:33,041 --> 01:28:35,410
♪ About ten carats on your fist
Imagine this ♪
1304
01:28:35,443 --> 01:28:37,512
♪ All Don Ho's on your list
1305
01:28:37,545 --> 01:28:39,647
♪ It would be nice
but your name ain't nice ♪
1306
01:28:39,681 --> 01:28:41,849
♪ I screwed the silencer on
Rock you softly ♪
1307
01:28:41,883 --> 01:28:44,085
♪ How you gonna step on me, kid
You grew up off me ♪
1308
01:28:44,118 --> 01:28:46,087
♪ TV's, movies
and records and toys ♪
1309
01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:48,589
♪ So many buses
And Versace
I don't wear no more ♪
1310
01:28:48,623 --> 01:28:50,858
♪ Come and meet me in Miami
Marquee, what's up ♪
1311
01:28:50,892 --> 01:28:53,161
♪ He said player chop some game
on this bubble and cut ♪
1312
01:28:53,194 --> 01:28:55,530
♪ I said shoot me the track
or you could contour ♪
1313
01:28:55,563 --> 01:28:58,399
♪ If you wanna ball and caddy
I'll plan your whole tour ♪
1314
01:28:58,433 --> 01:29:00,568
♪ Gang in the back
Sun roof top ♪
1315
01:29:00,601 --> 01:29:02,737
♪ We want to see
where the gang should be ♪
1316
01:29:02,770 --> 01:29:07,675
♪ The real one
Ha, what, real one
Ha, what ♪
1317
01:29:07,709 --> 01:29:09,844
♪ Gang in the back
Sun roof top ♪
1318
01:29:09,877 --> 01:29:12,113
♪ We want to see
big long machine
with the gang so mean ♪
1319
01:29:12,146 --> 01:29:15,550
♪ The real one
Ha, what, real one
Ha, what ♪
1320
01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:18,519
♪ The real one
1321
01:29:18,553 --> 01:29:25,960
♪ Oh-oh
Oh-ooo-oh-oh ♪
1322
01:29:25,993 --> 01:29:28,196
♪ I'm gonna stay in the field
on a request for the meals ♪
1323
01:29:28,229 --> 01:29:30,598
♪ And try to keep her real
1324
01:29:30,631 --> 01:29:32,700
♪ So I can sit back and kick it
Write my own ticket ♪
1325
01:29:32,734 --> 01:29:34,869
♪ Live this lavish lifestyle
Tripping the big tripping ♪♪